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Jan 31st

A Swing And A Miss

Me: “Thank you for calling ****. How may I direct your call?” 
Caller: “Electronics, please.” 
Me: “We’re an electronics store, ma’am. Could you be more specific?” 
Caller: “Umm…just one moment.” 
 (She hangs up. Five minutes later, she calls back.) 
Me: “Thank you for calling ****. How may I direct your call?” 
Caller: “Electronics DEPARTMENT, please.” 
Me: “…”

Jan 31st

He’s Dying - But He Looks Fabulous!

Customer: *calling on the phone* “Hello, I’d like to make an appointment with the groomer. My dog won’t get up and walk around, and every time I touch his leg, he whimpers. I think it may be broken.”
Me: “Well, ma’am, I don’t think the groomer is the best place to take an animal with a broken leg. Your best bet would be to call a vet, and have them look at the animal.”
Customer: “Vets are expensive. A groomer deals with animals as well - shouldn’t they know everything a vet does?”
Me: “Ma’am, bringing a dog with a broken leg to a groomer is like bringing a kid with a broken leg to a hairdresser. I think a vet would be a much better choice.”
Customer: “Well, I NEVER! That’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard.”
Me: “I wont lie to you; that’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever had to say. You have a nice day.” *hangs up*

Jan 31st

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Jan 29th

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Jan 28th

To the woman that crapped in my car… →

At some point in life, everyone has gambled on a fart and lost. It just happened to be on a first date in the passenger seat of my car. Please don’t feel bad.

Jan 28th